Laugh It Off: Surviving Bad Shots
Let’s face it—bad shots are just part of the game. Snap-hooks, chili-dips, accidental worm-burners—we've all been there. Golf is a cruel, beautiful sport where one moment you’re a legend, and the next you’re a cautionary tale. That’s why we created the Bogey Man t-shirt—a tribute to the shanks, the three-putts, and the glorious disasters that make golf... well, golf.
Here are 5 ways to laugh off your next bad shot like the legend you are (or were trying to be):
1. Blame the Bogey Man (Seriously)
When disaster strikes, just nod knowingly and mutter, “He’s back.” The Bogey Man lives in every sand trap and haunts every downhill lag putt. Rock the tee and own the chaos.
2. Go Full Tour Pro Meltdown… in Slow Motion
Drop to your knees. Look up at the sky. Shake your fist. Just make it theatrical enough that your foursome cracks up instead of cries for you. Bonus points if you narrate your own despair in a British accent.
3. Quote Your New Motto
“Drive for show, putt for a double.”
“Two in the bunker, one in the soul.”
“When in doubt, bogey it out.”
Drop one of these Bogey Man-inspired gems and strut to your ball like you meant it.
4. Offer “Coaching” Advice to Yourself
Say something like, “Textbook execution of the wrong idea.” or “Perfect form… if I was aiming for the trees.” Golf is humbling—humor is your best club.
5. Wear the Badge of Honor
The Bogey Man tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s armor for the average round. It says, “I came to play. And I came to laugh.” Because at the end of the day, it’s not about your score—it's about the stories you take to the 19th hole.
Final Thought:
The next time you chunk a wedge or blade a bunker shot, just smile and point to your shirt. The Bogey Man made you do it. And honestly, golf’s more fun when you’re not taking it so seriously.
Shop the Bogey Man T-Shirt → silvertonguegolf.com/collections/t-shirts